Techotic

In 2004 Ashbury asked “Ask MetaFilter” How to dispose of the body without getting caught? the person then stated that he/she hasn’t killed anybody and he/she was not planning to.

You have the funeral for your father and even cremate what appears to be his body, only to find out 8 years later that he is actually alive. That’s exactly what a happened to 71-year-old John Delaney.

Boingboing’s guest blogger Lisa Tatayama says:

Some people have tried to beat the Guinness world record for the most French kisses done in a public place. Did they succeed? Well they got the record, but something tells me half the guys in this contest where only in there to make out with some random hot girl. Still no excuse I guess.

You have loyal customers, but sometimes they go a little farther. Take Joseph Macko for example, the 84-year-old man from Flint Mich has either purchased or leased a Caddy every year for the past 53 years (the year Rosa Parks refused to give up her seat).

That’s exactly what county commissioner Alan Hansen from Utah learned. According to the bet, employees from the Davis County Hospital and Medical Center had to loose weight. The rules: Members of the team that lost the most weight got to watch their boss kiss a 3-year-old sand-colored horse named Reno… And that is exactly what happened.

Valerie and Ted Rock took a kitten in two years ago after visiting a bar near their home in Chicago and named the kitteh Yoda, after the pointy-eared Jedi knight in Star Wars. Little did they know, that Yoda turned out to be a little special. Yoda has four ears, two round ones and the other two are pointy.

Can’t classify this as he strangest death wish ever but it does come close. Some Puerto Rican dude is so in love with his feet that even in death he wanted to work them. So he had his request granted by his family that he would remain standing even in death.