Techotic

Here I was, wasting all my time and energy on things like my bike restoration project and on moving my investments around, thinking about groceries for next week and such. All this time, I should have been focused - intensely, maddeningly focused - on what my dick looks like.

Alan Weisman has made a very interesting graph which basically shows what would happen if the world had everything but intelligent humans running things for her.

Yeah we all know that half the times our enemies are being taken out around the globe, the guys who actually let off the missile or bomb were gingerly sipping hot coco in their offices thousands of miles away from the actual bombing site. Thanks to UAV (unmanned aerial vehicles) this is possible.

You can thank Russian artists Aristarkh Chernyshev and Alexei Shulgin for this design. Apparently the design is 100% functional and I guess so are those humongous earbuds that come along with it.

So you heeded our advice and went out and bought yourself that aquarium commode. Well if you lack the sink to go with it then you’re welcome to pick up the matching sink for only $4,700.

Artist Evan Roth is working on a project called a “carry on” communication system, which consists of metal places contain messages which will appear when they are X-Rayed. The project is not yet completed, Evan needs access to an X-Ray machine to take some photos and document. If you have access to a X-ray machine and want to help him out (email fi5e [at] ni9e.com].

This is no joke. You can actually get this Fuck The Rain Umbrella by Art Lebedev for $55 and hand it to your kids when the rain decides to ruin their day. I’m just waiting to see the government censorship that will probably inevitably come out over this. Let me just assure you.

If you’re interested in seeing a few more pics (uncensored) than click the read more link. But please be warned. If you happen to use one of these the makers are in no wise responsible if you should be suddenly struck by lightening from mother nature.

You own a OpenMoko phone right? Well if you don’t and are interested in the hacking world you might want to pick yourself up one. BTW they are only $250.

After you have done that, you can put down $79-999 (depending on the software  and hardware configurations) for a device that is guaranteed to unlock your neighbors EWP secured Wi-Fi network in five minutes.