Techotic

The new craze in a world where people cannot get enough illegal things to buy. Its now called digital drugs, musical sounds that are said by their producers to bring on the same effects that regular narcotics such as crack and cocaine does. According to those who sell them all you need is a computer and a headphone and you can begin your daily dose of this new type of high.

You might be right in thinking that the British woman involved might be a certain Amy Winehouse.

But No, it’s not her, thankfully. Although I’ve often wondered what Amy keeps stuffed in the hairdo that would make Madge Simpson yellow with envy.