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40 year old, Jackie Lucking, of Witham, Essex, England, had nodded off wearing a feather hat after a christening and woke up to find her parrot was having sexy time with the hat.

The naughty bird, Shrek, swallowed nine SlimNSexy diet pills, which drove him bonking mad.

Jackie said: “He turned into a maniac. All he wanted was to get his wing over, it’s disgusting.”