Paris Hilton is running for President! she’ll see you at the debates, bitches
Well, Well, i didn’t expect this from Paris Hilton. When McCain’s campaign used an image of the Hilton heiress in an anti Barack Obama ad without asking her permission. Paris wasn’t happy and teamed up with Funny or Die to make a spoof internet video hitting back at Republican candidate John McCain “that white hair dude”.
In a *totally* funny Funny or Die production video, Paris Hilton, 27, addresses McCain, 71, as ‘from the olden days’ and a ‘wrinkly white haired guy’ and dismisses Obama as ‘that other guy’.
Paris is introduced after a voiceover hailing McCain as ‘the oldest celebrity in the world… like super-old, old enough to remember when dancing was a sin and beer was served in a bucket…. but is he ready to lead?’
While the socialite needs no introductions, she says: ‘Hey America, I’m Paris Hilton and I’m a celebrity too. Only, I’m not from the olden days, and I’m not promising change like that other guy, I’m just hot.
‘But then that wrinkly white haired guy used me in his campaign ad, which I guess means I’m running for president, so thanks for the endorsement white haired dude, and I want America to know, that I’m like, totally ready to lead.’
Before presenting her strategy for the current energy crisis, Paris stops to look through the magazine to ‘find out where I can fly to get the best tan… oh Maui.’
After reeling off her surprising plan to solve the energy crisis, Paris challenges Obama and McCain, saying: ‘I’ll see you at the debates bitches.’
Before signing off, Paris says she hopes to appoint R&B singer Rihanna as her vice president.
McCain’s rep Tucker Bounds has issued a statement:
‘It sounds like Paris Hilton supports John McCain’s ‘all of the above’ approach to America’s energy crisis - including both alternatives and drilling. Paris Hilton might not be as big a celebrity as Barack Obama, but she obviously has a better energy plan.’
Below is the original John McCain ad if you haven’t seen it yet.




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