Techotic

An Australian cop from Queensland thought that the lifelike doll called “reborn” baby was a real unconscious baby in a locked car, he smashed the car’s window to rescue it.

FRANTIC police smashed a window to rescue a seemingly unconscious baby from a locked vehicle in Queensland last week only to find it was an extremely lifelike doll.

Cheeta the Chimp was huge back in the days, but the 76 year old Chimp is currently retired and living in Palm Springs. The Chimp was in such movies as Tarzan the Ape Man (1932), Tarzan and His Mate (1934), Dr. Dolittle (1967) and perhaps the best movie of all time, Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla (1952). There have been six attempts to get Cheeta a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, but he was denied each time.

Matel are receiving some major backlash after having created a new Barbie doll which many are describing as the S&M Barbie. The doll is called Black Canary Barbie and comes with kinky fishnets, motorcycle jacket, black gloves and boots.

In a report titled “The Pattern Recognition Theory of Humor” published on June 12, Alastair Clarke has documented how and why humans find situations humorous and identifies the reason humor is common to all human societies:

According to the American Civil Liberties Union the American national Terrorist Watch List has now hit one million names. These million names on the terrorist list includes Members of Congress, nuns, war heroes and people with names like Robert Johnson and Gary Smith, who will spend their days being harassed, denied the fundamental right to travel, with little hope of escaping from this list and the criteria for adding names to the terrorist list are secret.

Someone is bored with life and is in need of some excitement, so he/she put in an advert on Craigslist for a nemesis:

A young girl thinks she’s a Jackpot and climbs inside a claw machine. Check out the dude that just kept on cleaning the window while the girl was inside the machine.

Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog hilarious mocking of Star War Nerds waiting in line for the theatrical premiere of Attack of the Clones. You might have seen this clip before on Conan O’Brien, but this is the first time I’ve ever heard of this Dog.