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Here is something to remember. Ninja’s do not fight drug lords. Especially those who cannot jump over a bush because it is too thick. I would explain the story to you, but you’ll probably have more fun watching the news bulletin yourself. Enjoy.

Clifton police say they arrested two men dressed liked ninjas and armed with Asian martial arts weapons who said they were sending a warning to drug users.

Calling themselves “Shinobi warriors,” the men wore black SWAT-type vests and carried knives, throwing stars, swords, nunchucks and a bow and arrows.

After being arrested early Wednesday in a car on Route 46, the men said they were delivering warning letters to drug dealers and drug users urging them to stop their “impure” activities.

The letters said those who persisted would be stopped with “justified yet, merciful force.”

Twenty-year-old Tadeusz Tertkiewicz and 19-year-old Jesse Trojaniak are charged with weapons possession. Tertkiewicz is also charged with harassment for a letter left for an ex-girlfriend.

From an interview with one of the ninja failures:

First we tried sneaking around the bushes, but we couldn’t because the bushes were too thick. So we went for the more subtle, just, um, like hit and run approach, where we’d just run in there, slap the letter, and just run out of there as quickly as possible.

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