Techotic

I don’t know what this bloke was on when he posted on CraigsList advertising his masochistic service.

I’ll lay in a doorway with “Welcome” written on my chest for people to walk over, or if an outdoor event, Put me in the ground at an entrance way,or by a keg, and your friends can step on my face while getting a beer. Link

If you have hired him in the past, please send in some photos.