Techotic

This is something new. A condom with an actual measurement for size. Let’s see. I’m guessing this will appeal more to women who have problems with guys who lie. All you ladies need to do is whip one of these out and ask “the guy” to do a measurement right than and there.

“Condometric is the first prophylactic that measures and shows off the penis’ length. Condometric helps us flaunt what we’ve got. It’s about believing we can handle whatever we wish to take on, regardless of size.”

On second thought you wouldn’t want him being locked up for indecent exposure, or would you? Pricing is TBA.