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Celebrities are not known for their intelligence. See what they came up with when faced with troubles.

Andrew Goldenberg is really a genius, he should be more famous than he is now. He goes by the name “Goldentusk” on Youtube where he puts lyrics to every note of some of the best known film themes of our times and sings them. Below is a video of a Batman theme song parody, fifth in a series of movie theme song homages. Also check out Indiana Jones and the Song of Theme and Superman Theme Song. That dude is brilliant!!

Joe Valenti, an aspiring filmmaker, directed, shot and edited this short movie called The Amazing Adventures of Little Batman, which is based on the 1966 Batman TV series. The short film starring a cast of 5 year olds in all major roles, we see a very young Bruce Wayne takes on the famous, pint-sized villains of Gotham City. it was produced by Jordan Wachtell.

An Australian cop from Queensland thought that the lifelike doll called “reborn” baby was a real unconscious baby in a locked car, he smashed the car’s window to rescue it.

FRANTIC police smashed a window to rescue a seemingly unconscious baby from a locked vehicle in Queensland last week only to find it was an extremely lifelike doll.

Cheeta the Chimp was huge back in the days, but the 76 year old Chimp is currently retired and living in Palm Springs. The Chimp was in such movies as Tarzan the Ape Man (1932), Tarzan and His Mate (1934), Dr. Dolittle (1967) and perhaps the best movie of all time, Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla (1952). There have been six attempts to get Cheeta a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, but he was denied each time.

Matel are receiving some major backlash after having created a new Barbie doll which many are describing as the S&M Barbie. The doll is called Black Canary Barbie and comes with kinky fishnets, motorcycle jacket, black gloves and boots.

In a report titled “The Pattern Recognition Theory of Humor” published on June 12, Alastair Clarke has documented how and why humans find situations humorous and identifies the reason humor is common to all human societies:

According to the American Civil Liberties Union the American national Terrorist Watch List has now hit one million names. These million names on the terrorist list includes Members of Congress, nuns, war heroes and people with names like Robert Johnson and Gary Smith, who will spend their days being harassed, denied the fundamental right to travel, with little hope of escaping from this list and the criteria for adding names to the terrorist list are secret.